Oct 23, 2012
I know… it’s been a while, but getting dates is NOT easy!! I’m not complaining.. simply filling you in on my absence. I was asked out on a bowling date. Now I am invited to bowl once every three years and therefore have never scored over a 50, but...
Sep 7, 2012
I put on a pair of jeans today that I’d accidentally put in the dryer. Man! I almost had to whip out the old wire hanger to pull up the zipper. Then I had to do a couple of squats to break them in a little. Nine hours later they are still close to suffocating...
Sep 4, 2012
If you go to Wikipedia to look up Superman, the first sentence reads: Superman is a fictional character, a comic book superhero, who appears in comic books published by DC Comics. A fictional superhero, indeed, but I’ve had some real life Supermen in my life. Like...
Aug 22, 2012
I must admit, I had my doubts about this one. My date called me the night before and said, “I really don’t want to do this ‘movie thing’ I’m taking this very seriously and want to take you out on a real date for dinner.” I...
Aug 11, 2012
Number 10: When else are you going to use that Groupon you bought for trapeze lessons? (It seemed like a good idea when you bought it, but going alone just seems strange. Now a Water For Elephants date can make you instantly normal!) Number 9: You need a good excuse...
