Comments on: HAVE I GAINED WEIGHT?!?!? Things I Would Never Say To A Guy https://www.jessicasitomer.com/have-i-gained-weight-things-i-would-never-say-to-a-guy/ Savvy Entrepreneur Help - Be a PassionPreneur Mon, 30 Dec 2024 21:02:16 +0000 hourly 1 By: The Geek https://www.jessicasitomer.com/have-i-gained-weight-things-i-would-never-say-to-a-guy/#comment-7946 Wed, 12 Sep 2012 17:39:52 +0000 http://www.50firstdatesgirl.com/?p=105#comment-7946 The answer to number 1 is easy. “You look great”. Jack hit the nail on the head.

Of course, some guys are into it …

On number 10, the sad thing is, women say they don’t like guys like that (and I have not read the book), but it works. Then again, being a wimpy nice guy that’ll put up with anything doesn’t work either.

On number 4, I mean, what would you expect after 5 years and 9 months? Even so, that’s what fingers and kissing are for …

== The Geek ==

]]> By: jsitomer https://www.jessicasitomer.com/have-i-gained-weight-things-i-would-never-say-to-a-guy/#comment-7945 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 13:09:26 +0000 http://www.50firstdatesgirl.com/?p=105#comment-7945 In reply to Michael Gribetz.

I can’t remember ever owning a red pair of shoes. I had fuchsia suede boots in the 80’s to go with my fuchsia suede fringed Bon Jovi styled jacket..

]]> By: Michael Gribetz https://www.jessicasitomer.com/have-i-gained-weight-things-i-would-never-say-to-a-guy/#comment-7944 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:58:49 +0000 http://www.50firstdatesgirl.com/?p=105#comment-7944 Jessica, I bet you never asked your guy about your shoes: “Should I wear the red ones or the black ones”

]]> By: Michael Gribetz https://www.jessicasitomer.com/have-i-gained-weight-things-i-would-never-say-to-a-guy/#comment-7943 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:55:16 +0000 http://www.50firstdatesgirl.com/?p=105#comment-7943 In reply to jsitomer.

Dennis,
The only answer that she will believe is: “Yes, you do look fat in that!” Hopefully she will laugh and not kick you in the ba!!$.

]]> By: Michael Gribetz https://www.jessicasitomer.com/have-i-gained-weight-things-i-would-never-say-to-a-guy/#comment-7942 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:48:43 +0000 http://www.50firstdatesgirl.com/?p=105#comment-7942 Michael Gribetz: So a woman, who just came out of the dressing room in my Denim store, asked me (The P.C. Denim Guru) ” does my ass look fat in these jeans. To that I replied: “Darlin your ass would look fat in most of these jeans!” Now, after the packed store went totally silent, and she speechless, I said “But your ass would look spectacular in ‘these jeans’! As I handed her the right pair to try.

]]> By: Jack Shepherd https://www.jessicasitomer.com/have-i-gained-weight-things-i-would-never-say-to-a-guy/#comment-7941 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:37:52 +0000 http://www.50firstdatesgirl.com/?p=105#comment-7941 My reply: “Looks fine to me”. & if she persisted, because she’s determined to trip me up here, I would say, “I don’t know, I’m not a scale so go weigh yourself, but YOU LOOK GREAT!”

]]> By: jsitomer https://www.jessicasitomer.com/have-i-gained-weight-things-i-would-never-say-to-a-guy/#comment-7940 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:28:52 +0000 http://www.50firstdatesgirl.com/?p=105#comment-7940 In reply to Dennis A. Livesey.

Interesting, Dennis. But as you know… we women have ways of making you talk. (That was a quote from a movie, no lascivious tone intended). And these stringent man laws are now very intriguing to me… Thanks for chiming in!

]]> By: Dennis A. Livesey https://www.jessicasitomer.com/have-i-gained-weight-things-i-would-never-say-to-a-guy/#comment-7939 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:24:53 +0000 http://www.50firstdatesgirl.com/?p=105#comment-7939 Jessica
If you ask me “Does this make me look fat?,” I have the perfect answer.
Unfortunately do to stringent man laws, I am unable to divulge the secret.
Dennis

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